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Dear Dr. Orpheus. I was at a slumber party and the ouija board kept reading 'UP YOURS'. Is it defective or just cranky?
You may find that you were actually breaking in to a seance I was holding. I don't take kindly to party lines.
Dear Necromancer. Does your job mean what I think it means?
No, it does not.
Dear Necromancer: my brush is not currently pressure-sensitive. How do I make it so?
Normally I would apply Yollinger's Minorie to the bristles to loosen them up a little, however I believe you are actually discussing something of a more technological nature. Triana tells me that you have to kick it... no, re-kick it? Boot it? I am not sure what she is saying now. It might be worth applying some of the Minorie anyway. You never know what might happen with these... "machines" if yours.
Dear Necromancer: what are the lyrics to the Birdie Song?
The true lyrics to that vile incantation have been lost in the mists of time, and with good reason, for they are the very call to that which should never be called, and if spoken would bring forth the most foul and disgusting creatures of the lower realms upon this earth, leaving naught to stop their eternal rampage of death and destruction!
These days people just tweet a bit and wave their arms. I much prefer your popular "rock and roll" bardist Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird anyway.
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Dear Dr. Orpheus. I was at a slumber party and the ouija board kept reading 'UP YOURS'. Is it defective or just cranky?
You may find that you were actually breaking in to a seance I was holding. I don't take kindly to party lines.
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